muscle and fitness
Erin: Do you sell Muscle & Fitness Hers?
Magazine Guy: Ah, yes! Here.
Erin: Um...this is just Muscle & Fitness. Do you have the Hers version? The one for girls?
Magazine Guy: Oh. No. Want to read Yoga?
Erin: What? No! I don't do yoga, I lift WEIGHTS.
Magazine Guy: Oh...wow...ok. *Retreats quickly behind the counter*
I still think you’re too tiny for all that barbell carrying, la!– My Grandma
bloatested part II
Michael: How does it feel like being the hottest girl in the world?
Erin: I feel bloatested.
Thor: He's my brother.
Natasha: He killed 80 people in 2 days.
Thor: ...He's adopted.
I thought I’m volatile, self-obsessed, doesn’t play well with...– Tony Stark
Michael: We shouldn't expect too much from it, let's not expect it to be good.
Erin: So you're saying, have low expectations?
Michael: If you don't control the outcome of something, you can't put high expectations on it.
Who dares disturb my zero inbox?!– MWE
Peter: I see you have a new venture on the way.
Erin: Yes! Health and fitness - way more exciting than travel enterprise.
Peter: The ones you don't make healthy will be mine...all mine! (He works at a diabetes care company.)