March 2011
8 posts
bikes & cheeseburgers
Diane: Are you biking to class?
Erin: No my bike is deflated - thanks to Travis.
Diane: Too many cheeseburgers.
spring break 2011 quotables
Eli: ELI IS COMIN.
Monica: Oh captain my captain!
Jordan: EE mf!!!
Erin: I fainted.
Erin: Good morning, this is your Holland America wake-up call.
Eli: Oh...hi.
Erin: You're required to get up in the next 5 minutes or bitch imma kick yo ass outta bed!
Jordan: Hi I'd like to order a DVD.
Steward: Yes which one would you like?
Jordan: Um. Guys? Have you decided on the DVD? Uh oh. Well. I guess my friends don't know yet...I'm so sorry for bothering you. I think we'll call back later...when we decide. Sorry. Bye.
Jordan: Sir...DJ...excuse me...can you please play Miss New Booty? By Bubba Sparks?
Eli: I'm landsick.
Eli: Girls are too busy documenting the fun. "Hey we just had fun! Quick! Remember the fun!"
Eli: Erin I got you a spa pass. I figured .... I owe you money...might as well give it to you in the form of a full massage.
Erin: Oh you are so sweet! Wait. Are you for reals?
Eli: No! I'm just fkin' with you.
Eli: Do you know Ari?
Monica: Yeah, you mean Ari Gold? He lives in Toyon!
Erin: Is he in the ASSU?
Maria: I am from Nebraska.
Erin: I could work on this cruise as a dancer.
Eli: Wait, there are private dancers for our rooms?
Erin: Yes Eli, you know what number to call? SIXTY NINE.
Erin: I've been drinking ALL DAY!
Monica: You know when I'm watching movies with Tyler...we grab the tapes..put them in the VCR....
Jordan: I'm feeling a bit tipsy...I think I'm going to go to bed.
Erin: Sshhh Monica! These people are all sleeping already!
Monica: Yeah cuz they gotta get up early for breakfast because by the time they make it to the restaurant it'll already be lunch!
Erin: What are you doing?
Eli: Working out my fingers.
Erin: Gross.
Eli: For rock climbing!
guinness
Travis: What do you call an "MD" at a bank?
Erin: What is they?
Travis: You've had too much beer.
Erin: I am not!
captain flatlas
Travis: I like "atlas". We should include that.
Erin: Atlas Tours? Sounds generic.
Diane: How about...myatlas? Atlens?
Erin: Nah.
Diane: How about...flatlas?
Erin: Wow. Diane. Flatlas?! *Erin and Travis burst into laughter*
Travis: Diane, I dub thee Captain Flatlas!
Erin: That's just perfect Diane, I mean, Captain Flatlas. ;)
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