When you go to the airport do they make you check your bags or let you carry...– BE referring to the bags under my eyes.
I assume silence is…consent?– KG
I think Steve Jobs was more on a quest for enlightenment. When he was young,...– Walter Isaacson
I’m remaking the English language in my own image. A hundred years from...– MWE
When was the last time you closed something huh? You couldn’t close a...– Boiler Room
Michael: Do you want to do a buffet? Our something more upscale?
Erin: Yeah, I'm not into buffets.
Michael: Oh I know you're not, every time you see something that looks remotely like a buffet you turn around and start to run away.
Erin: Wow, this conversation was actually really productive!
Diane: That's because you weren't talking about Michael half the time.
Tomorrow, early in the morning I’m going to disconnect the internet and...– BE
i have so much energy
Michael: I have so much energy from working out.
Erin: I thought you said you were tired?
Michael: Oh, I was just making conversation with those people. They expect people who work a lot to be tired. It makes them feel less bad about working less.
The key to successfully startling someone, Mek says, is to do it in a way that...– BE
I know where the line is…and I cross it every time.– MEK
I don’t always do code reviews, but when I do I drink Dos Equis.– MEK
Vin Diesel does that.
Matt: How about team meeting on Sunday afternoon at 10:30am?
Matt: Jack Dorsey does that. Don't you want to be like Jack Dorsey?
Erin: Not really.
Kevin: Columbiana does that.
Erin: Haha, nice try.
Matt: Vin Diesel does that - after his Sunday morning workout.
Mek: Will Smith does that - after Willow whips her hair back and forth.
My inbox is like a really bloated 40 yr old woman who let herself go…but...– MEK
Erin: All of them made it! Except one.
Mek: So what you're saying is, "I got 100%! Except for the one I got wrong."