January 2010
22 posts
“One of the most common causes of failure is the habit of quitting when one is...”
– Napoleon Hill
“We both get upgrades tonight! You get a king-sized bed and I get a non-farty...”
– DJL
plane peanuts
Diane: Are those plane peanuts?
Erin: No. LIGHTLY - SALTED.
Diane: No, I meant...
Erin & Diane: OOOOOH PLANE PEANUTS!!!
“Since he’s a math major, we’re going to make it simple for him. IF...”
– ECP
i'll write this line in a book some day
He was an owlish, self-effacing man.
“It doesn’t smell gross like he didn’t shower. It smells gross like...”
– AJL
“If Marilyn Monroe and Marilyn Manson had a love child, it would be Lady Gaga.”
– Stephanie Hill
sisterly conversations at 5am
Eleine: I called to say congrats!
Erin: Wow are you up this early because you're about to sleep or about to wake up?
Eleine: About to wake up.
Erin: Oh, right, you spend like an hour in the morning doing your hair.
Eleine: Well, hair, but there's also clothes and shower and stuff.
Erin: Dude. You spend 365 hours a year doing your hair. Imagine if you spent that time --
Eleine: SHUT UP! I'm going to go now. HMPH.
“I hate it when successful, inspiring guys have hot, dumb girlfriends. You look...”
– CNP
tails and flirting
Erin: It'd be funny if humans had tails.
Amir: Imagine all the FLIRTING you could do with them! *motions a seductive tail* Haaay baby!
Major Lazer - Pon De Floor
“I don’t think about men that much. Finance is so much easier - up or down!”
– JX
“Erin’s a beast, she eats banking for fun; she routinely stayed late over...”
– PH
“That’s such an i-banker response. Succinct and disproportionately rude!”
– DJL
“But Erin, when you join the company, you’re not going to stop until...”
– DJL
half the time
Erin: Connecticut was great - half the time I was shoveling snow!
Scott: And I bet the other half of the time you were doing finance.
connecting with my friends
Erin: Look! My dad is connecting so well with my friends! I think it's because they are as nerdy as he was when he was in high school.
Nicolai: No Erin. I think it's because none of them are in love with any of his daughters.